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Post by Ilúvatar on Mar 16, 2004 11:13:37 GMT -5
Post jokes here Tolkien-related or not. The only requirement it that they not be rude or inappropriate (just follow the Forum Guidelines and you should be okay).
Have fun!
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Post by Legolas on Mar 20, 2004 12:28:36 GMT -5
why did they make lotr into a movie? the fans were baggins for it!
two orcs walk into a bar. the third one ducks.
one day a spell was cast on aragorn's love to make her a mirror image who was a spy of sauron. when the fellowship saw her, frodo asked, "it that arwen or their-wen?"
HOBBIT BLOOPER: in the scene where the trolls are about to eat the dwarves/bilbo, one eats bilbo. when he picks his teeth, another says, "stop that! it's a bad hobbit!"
what did frodo say when he saw the ents dancing? "now that's ENT-ertainment!"
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Post by Boromir on Mar 30, 2004 22:16:00 GMT -5
*George McFly laugh*
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Post by Kitoky on Apr 9, 2004 10:14:05 GMT -5
"Here we have Minas Morgul...used to tbe Minas Ithil before the forces of Mordor over-ran it and took it over. Now it is the Nazgul's spa center." ![:)](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Hannah22/Fourm/smiley.gif)
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Post by Legolas on Apr 9, 2004 15:31:26 GMT -5
what do you get when you cross gollum with sigmund freud? a shrink with multiple personality disorder!
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Post by Lady of Light on May 27, 2004 9:17:44 GMT -5
There was an archery contest in Lothlorien and all the great archers were there. The 1st one comes up and fires his arrow right in the apple on top of an elf head and says: -I'm Legolas!!! The 2nd one comes and fires his arrow...he splits the 1st arrow in half and says: -I'm Thranduil Another comes and shoots the elf under the apple and says: -I'm...sorry!!!
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Post by Lady of Light on May 27, 2004 9:22:46 GMT -5
Close up of Aragorn in the stables of Meduseld where he was speaking to Gandalf, thinking:
Dawn of the fifth day. Did he mean for me to count this morning as Dawn 1, or am I supposed to start counting *tomorrow* morning…?
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Pandora
Craft-smith
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Post by Pandora on Jun 27, 2004 16:56:16 GMT -5
This one, me and my friend wrote in a fanfiction! Galadriel to Eomer: "You should know who I am, Eomer Eadig, son of Eomund, brother of Eowyn, with a special like for horses and for my grandaughter too....!" Eomer is supose to be in love with Arwen in this Fan Fiction... ![;)](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Hannah22/Fourm/wink.gif)
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Post by Billinhobbit on Jul 27, 2004 12:13:10 GMT -5
Frodo- "I can trace my family tree way back. Sam-" Yes, back to the time you lived in it.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a lion? A terrified mailman.
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Post by Erineth on Aug 24, 2004 13:58:18 GMT -5
Why has Frodo never got married? Because he has destroyed the ring.
How does little mummy call its parents? Mummy & deady.
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Post by spiritmage on May 22, 2005 11:40:05 GMT -5
If you know the tune to this maybe you could sing along . "Wrathchild" Based on the performance by Iron Maiden "Ringwraith" Parody by Phil Alexander
In all the LOTR parodies, has there been one from a Nazgul's point of view yet? Well, there is now...
Well, once I was a king Until I found a ring And fell under the power of Sauron Now I ride a horse That's black as night of course I'm an evil SOB
And now I spend my time looking all around, For a hobbit nowhere to be found. Till I find Baggins I'm never gonna stop searching, I'm going to the Shire, gonna travel around.
'Cos I'm a Ringwraith, Well I'm a Ringwraith. Yeah I'm a Ringwraith. I'm coming for Frodo, ooh yeah
Got to get that Frodo Hope he doesn't know, though Hiding hobbits hard to see, yeah I know I've got to find Some little halfling kind Or Sauron will go crazy.
And now I spend my time looking all around, For a hobbit nowhere to be found. Till I find Baggins I'm never gonna stop searching, I'm going to the Shire, gonna travel around.
'Cos I'm a Ringwraith, Well I'm a Ringwraith. Yeah I'm a Ringwraith. I'm coming for Frodo, ooh yeah
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